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fredspatronus:

And the conclusion that I’ve drawn is that you are dangerous.

Wednesday, 30th of July

boromirs:

petition to pretend exodus: gods & kings doesnt exist and we all just watch the prince of egypt instead

Wednesday, 30th of July

joshvadun:

wait, bastille is also a band????? i’ve just been fangirling over this old ass french prison the whole time smh

Wednesday, 30th of July

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

Wednesday, 30th of July

illustratedkate:

drawings of my favourite bird that were inspired by the best account on twitter

Wednesday, 30th of July

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

sam overhearing girl scouts selling cookies talking about the avengers. “nah, falcon is the coolest one. he can fly! with wings!” and sam backtracks and buys literally every box of cookies they have

sam shows up at steve’s apartment with boxes and boxes of girl scout cookies “THEY SAID I WAS COOL” and steve is like “so you bought….two hundred boxes of cookies?” 

bucky and natasha are on the couch like AW YEAH I HOPE YOU GOT THIN MINTS I FUCKIN LOVE THIN MINTS

Tuesday, 29th of July

areddhels:

Tolkien Read-Along | Characters not in the movies: Gildor Inglorion

'It is also said,’ answered Frodo: ‘Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.’

‘Is it indeed?’ laughed Gildor. ‘Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill. But what would you? You have not told me all concerning yourself; and how then shall I choose better than you? But if you demand advice, I will for friendship’s sake give it.’

Tuesday, 29th of July

mycroftssgoldfish:

the-mountains-are-calling:

ryanpanos:

Frozen Venice | Robert Jahns | Via

O MY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS.  THINK OF ALL THE HOCKEY THAT COULD BE HAD.

I found a Canadian

Tuesday, 29th of July

adragonamongdwarves:

Oops my finger slipped I wrote a new song. I like hope, I like Latin, and I love writing music.

This girl is seriously so talented. Check out this song, and also her soundcloud.

Monday, 28th of July

miniature-sun:

miniature-sun:

miniature-sun:

There are some teenagers outside tripping over things and flashing flashlights and making a lot of noise and parking in front of my house and trying to go up into the canyon in the middle of the night and I’m like
Have fun with those rattlesnakes, yo. Don’t scare the coyotes.

SHUT UP AND LEAVE FFS HOW MANY CARS DID YOU BRING I HATE YOU HOW ARE YOUR VOICES SO PIERCINGLY ANNOYING

THEY’RE BACK
GO HOME
IT’S TOO LATE TO BE ENJOYING YOURSELVES

go
awaaaaaaaaaaaay

they came back
i wouldn’t mind if they were like in the canyon but they’re loitering right outside at the mouth

Monday, 28th of July

jangle-vie:

miniature-sun:

I honestly had such a fun and amazing Comic-Con experience this year (even without going to the legendary hall h) and it’s mostly thanks to adragonamongdwarves and jangle-vie ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Back at ya man! (although I’m sure seeing Tom Mison didn’t hurt either ;P

you were definitely in the top one-and-a-half!!!!!!

also i have my bucky and loki funko pop things out and i keep making them hold hands (but their heads are too big :( it is a forbidden love)

Monday, 28th of July

1. Lay on the floor of your shower until you can breathe again. Water will always love to love your skin.

2. Start writing with the intention of filling up one page. Write until your pen stops working.

3. Reread a book that once made you cry. Learn something new on every page. Notice how different chapter make you sad. Notice how the book didn’t change and grow; you did.

4. Sleep with your windows open. You can hear both the rain and boys drunkenly singing Frank Sinatra on their deck. Both are equally good.

5. Don’t forget that honey will always taste sweet, but the best way to eat it is off your fingers, laughing.

6. Remember that, sometimes, getting out of bed is enough.

——  For unhappy girls who like sitting in the sun (via seeking-a-friend)
Monday, 28th of July

nbchannibal:

Follow the complete adventures of Tiny Hannibal and Tiny Will here: https://storify.com/NBC/eatthecon

Monday, 28th of July

schmergo:

My senior thesis is due tomorrow

Monday, 28th of July

professorfangirl:

wburartery:

Career illusionist Teller (of Penn & Teller) is cooking up a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” using freaking MAGIC!

Read the heck out of this story.

NO SERIOUSLY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND:

"The creators say the music and monsters do that too. Musician Tom Waits and his wife Kathleen Brennan gave Teller access to their catalog of gritty songs. The island’s creatures are brought to life by Pilobolus, a dance company known for piling performers on top of each other."

SHAKESPEARE

TELLER

PILOBOLUS

TOM MUTHAFUCKIN WAITS

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Monday, 28th of July